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Given the 21 reasons why fantasy baseball is apparently better than women, I found it an irresistible opportunity to reply with a list of my own. Don't get me wrong, I love men just as much as the next red-blooded American girl -- maybe that’s why I’ve given just ten reasons -- but they still don’t hold a candle to my all-time crush: baseball, in fantasy form. Before I begin, I’d like to point out that Chuck Anderson’s list from last Thursday rang true in many aspects. However, I cannot agree with more with #14: “If your shortstop is tired, or has a headache, you can rotate a fresh body in off the bench.” Well said, my friend. I’ll make that my #11. Nothing is worse than a man compalining of a headache. 10. There is no need for fantasy baseball to make lame excuses. It’s always awesome, even when it‘s not.
8. Fantasy baseball won’t ever fart on me in bed.
7. I can ditch fantasy baseball all winter long for fantasy football and it’ll take me back every spring, no questions asked.
6. Fantasy baseball doesn’t leave stinky socks balled up on the floor.
5. I can succumb to the toils of womanhood by watching whatever the hell I want to -- yes, even The Hills -- and my team will never complain.
4. Fantasy baseball doesn’t bitch about my driving.
3. If I want time alone with my fantasy team, I don’t have to buy expensive lingerie, I just log on.
2. Fantasy baseball doesn’t have a mother. Thank God.
1. I don’t have to take a pill every day before getting screwed in fantasy baseball. Take that, Chuck!
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  written by Jay in BMore, March 10, 2009
Funny stuff - thanks. Maybe should have left off the last line though, weakens the piece IMO.
written by IFChris, February 10, 2009
"6. Fantasy baseball doesn’t leave stinky socks balled up on the floor."
Read that as "sticky socks," to which my reply was, "Use a damn towel next time." 
written by BrianJoura, February 09, 2009
Never trust a man who DOESN'T fart on you in bed. That's a strong signal he probably plays for the other team.
written by patrick dicaprio, February 09, 2009
number one just might be the funniest thing i have seen on a fantasy website. baseball that is.
written by ChuckAnderson, February 09, 2009
Strike Back? I don't know, maybe a light jab. Got me laughing though.
For the record, I hold in my farts
written by JoeLano, February 09, 2009
Blah, Blah, Blah..that how this reads to me.
Allow me to respond: 10)you can't handle the truth! 9)Tramp 8 :whistle: 7)Tramp 6)the under wear are okay? 5)you really watch The Hills? 4)Has fantasy baseball ever been in the car with you? 3)Just shave your legs and I'm happy 2)whats wrong with my mom? 1)Your on the pill?...SWEET!
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9. I don’t feel guilty after dumping my backstop for a younger version with better numbers.
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