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Let's face it - there are many times our significant others are ignored/de-prioritized for the sake of our fantasy baseball teams. There has to be a rational explanation right? Here are twenty one to get you started.
1. You can have more than one fantasy team – and they do not get jealous of each other 2. I’ve heard of big money leagues, but never one where the entry fee is two months salary 3. Rickie Weeks won’t stalk you for the rest of the season after you dump his sorry ass 4. Picking up a free agent for only a game or two is encouraged
5. You don’t need to go to a club with overpriced drinks, horrible music, and perhaps Plaxico Burriss to get a fantasy team  6. You can acceptably talk to more people about your fantasy team’s performance 7. In fantasy, if you bid enough, you can get the best available player no matter your shortcomings 8. Fantasy Professionals are a lot more fun to deal with than “relationship experts”. Cheaper too. 9. Your Fantasy baseball team does not care about The Hills
10. You don’t need to have a five hour conversation with your fantasy team to find out how it is doing 11. Your players don’t spend an hour putting on makeup (most of them) 12. The date of your draft is easier to remember than your anniversary
13. You can actually make many of the decisions with your fantasy team 14. If your shortstop is tired, or has a headache, you can rotate a fresh body in off the bench
15. As long as your computer is working well you don’t have to wait 45 minutes for your fantasy team to “finish with their makeup” 16. Your fantasy team does not care if you have put away a few too many beers, though if you make any big decisions under the influence you will still regret it 17. Josh Hamilton knows you appreciate him – no need for jewelry and flowers on Valentine’s Day 18. Quality time with your fantasy team involves watching baseball, not this month’s chick flick 19. Your fantasy team doesn’t care that you left a dirty dish in the sink or forgot to take the trash out
20. I can’t think of any reason you will ever, ever have to meet Miguel Cabrera’s mother Trackback(0)
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Bloop Single written by Greg Marta, January 26, 2010
My fantasy baseball team never complains when I snore
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