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Sayonara, Blowhard PDF Print E-mail
Woman's Lip
Written by Sooze   
Monday, 23 March 2009 12:47

I'm an egotistical fatass.Curt Schilling just knows you're going to miss him something fierce, so he's said goodbye in blog form over at his soapbox, 38 Pitches.  The first line of his entry?

"Turn out the lights the party’s over..."

God, what a dork.


The 42-year-old righty retired today with "zero regrets" after an illustrious career in which he snagged three World Series rings: one with the Arizona Diamondbacks back in 2001, where he enjoyed the World Series MVP honor, and two with the Boston Red Sox.  Most memorably, aside from the whole Game 2 bloody sock fiasco, would be the simple fact that the Sox hadn't won the World Series in 86 years up until 2004.  And he got to be a part of it.

Schilling made an easy $8 million last season after signing a one-year deal with Boston before sitting out with a shoulder injury for the entire season.  He'll finish his career with an impressive 216-146 record, 3.46 ERA, and 3,116 strikeouts, the 14th most in baseball history.

Now, how I really feel about the guy:

Curt Schilling is an arrogant, pompous egomaniac, and what I'll miss the most is the constant opportunity to make fun of him.  I wish that, along with retirement, came a political gag order, but we'll have no such luck.  He'll likely go on blogging about the big leagues, giving his two cents where no one was needy, as usual.  Or maybe he'll yet become an ESPN analyst, which is probably what he was actually born to do in the first place.  If he even touches the MLBNetwork, I'll flip out for sure.  I really like that channel so far, and he doesn't need to ruin everything.

Outside of Red Sox Nation, Schilling's passion for our pastime was easily overshadowed by his pretentiousness.  That's a damn shame.  He was arguably one of the greatest post season pitchers of all time -- compiling an 11-2 record and 2.23 ERA over 19 fall starts.  He brought a hard-throwing, hard-working demeanor to the hill every time he was called upon, playoffs or no.  So yeah, he was pretty awesome at throwing baseballs.

With that being said, goodbye Mr. Schilling. I won't miss your fat ass one bit, but I'll think of you everytime I watch Eastbound and Down.

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written by Chris, March 26, 2009
You blast him for being a blowhard and giving his 2 cents where none is needed? And yet here you are doing the same. Hypocrite.
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written by suzannesolheim, March 24, 2009
Minnesota Twins, which really has nothing to do with my disdain for Curt Schilling. I feel equal animosity toward Roger Clemens, who (possible steroid use aside) is also a douchebag, and once a Yankee.
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written by a guest, March 24, 2009
i am guessing your a Yankee fan?
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written by suzannesolheim, March 24, 2009
Hey, I never said the guy was a phony, just a major jerkoff.... but a hell of a pitcher.
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written by Wayne Provost, March 24, 2009
...what you see is what you got...not a phony bone in his body, and accountable...how many guys do you know like that Sooze?
Curt
written by Tony Cincotta, March 24, 2009
Curt,

Thanks for checking us out. We have other posts that dont mention your name. I do apologize, but what is with the CAPS ?
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written by ducat2, March 24, 2009
Sooze,
Through your obvious disdain for the guy, at least you're able to credit him for his achievements on the field. I still think you have bloodlines with Grapes.
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written by Eric Gehman, March 24, 2009
As a Phils fan, I can safely say that I look back on the day he was traded to AZ as one of the most agonizing in my entire life. Omar Daal, I hate you.
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written by SEVEN, March 24, 2009
HARSH. AT BEST A NEEDLESS POST. DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!
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written by Tony Cincotta, March 23, 2009
Cmon, the guy led the Red Sox to be the most beloved team in the history of sports.


LOL

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