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Feb
2009
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Written by Paul Greco   
Well, it's that time of year once again when women talk about how they are only watching the game for commercials, and fans of the underdog seem to come out of the wood works.  That's right it's Super Bowl time.

I don't know about you, but I like to eat and drink a lot while watching the big game. Some friends and I especially like to play drinking games. Here are our rules for this years Super Bowl.

How do you play? It's so easy a dumb blonde and football players that pack heat can do it.

You chug a beer  :


1. Every time Vince Lombardi’s name is brought up.
2. Every time a friend yells out “that was a horrible call!”
3. Every time the Steelers defense is mentioned as one the best ever.
4. Every time you hear a player is giving it “110%“!
5. Every time you pee after “breaking the seal.”
6. Every time Larry Fitzgerald makes a catch.
7. Every time the camera shows Kurt Warner's wife.
8. Every time Kurt Warner mentions God.
9. Every time a woman at your party reminds you that she only cares about the commercials.
10. Every time your friends says “that commercial sucked/blew/stupid.”
11. Every time you see a Budweiser commercial.
12. Every time Big Ben is mentioned as the youngest quarterback to win a Super Bowl.
13. Every time Kurt Warner gets sacked.
14. Every time someone at your party uncomfortably high fives someone else.
15. Every time Big Ben breaks a tackle in the pocket.
16. Every time Larry Fitzgerald's dad is mentioned as a sportswriter or was a ball boy for the Vikings.
17. Every time Hines Ward's injury is mentioned.
18.Every time President Obama is referenced for picking the Steelers to win the Super Bowl.
19. Every time a team goes three and out or fails to get a first down.
20. Every time Bruce Springsteen's name is brought up before half time.

But remember, everyone has their limit. So please don't end up like Tony Cincotta last year.  As you can see, we did nasty things to him.

Enjoy the Super Bowl and be safe.
What else should we drink too?  Put a comment down below so we can all add to the list.

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Weak Effort
written by RJM713, February 02, 2009
How about just downing a six-pack during the inexorable twelve minutes that the the "great" Springsteen croacked his four tunes? (which most viewers didn't recognize half of). C'mon, the old fool went into a lame slide and almost impaled his groin into a camera! :woohoo:

Give me Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers ANY DAY!!!
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written by big o, February 02, 2009
probably a good idea to double up on the 1st half drinking bets.
these over-hyped, lame-ass, half-time shows are just a bore.
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written by admin, February 01, 2009
Chuck,

Love the Madden one.

--PAUL
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written by ChuckAnderson, February 01, 2009
any mention of the Cards history of futility
any time the Steelers QB is called "Ben"
any mention that the Arizona coach used to work in Pittsburgh
any time John Madden blabbers on like a dumbass
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written by Duff Man, February 01, 2009
From my vast experiences with drinking games, its always best to keep it simple.

I suggest something along the lines of:

every score is a shot
every highlight of Fitz post season catches is a drink
every highlight of prior steelers SBs is a drink
every time the announcers bring up Kurt Warners HOF credentials is a drink
every time the camera shows Kurt Warners wife, you puke

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