If you travelled to Arizona to the First Pitch Forum you realize that people in the fantasy industry are a different animal. I mean you have some of the biggest geeks in the free world with egos the size of Barack Obama’s 2010 fiscal budget.  Our guy, the great Lenny Melnick was present to break down “How do you tell if your expert is credible?” Can you actually believe people paid money to hear this? Nothing amazes me, ever!  So I decided to talk to a donkey about the happenings in the Fantasy Sports world. So remember, these thoughts are not of the author, but a donkey in Columbus, Ohio.

Tony Cincotta: How did you become an expert in Fantasy Sports?

Donkey: Well at the Omaha Zoo, the rhinos used their time on the PC downloading Hip Hugging Hinies. So I was looking for a diversion and got a Yahoo account and witnessed an ad for fantasy sports.  So the first sport I tried was Fantasy Hockey.   

Tony Cincotta: So hockey it was and how did you do?

Donkey: I noticed there was not much interest in Fantasy Hockey and I dominated my league, won the coveted Yahoo Gold Trophy. I was a born natural and humans don’t have the passion for hockey like us donkeys. After all we know a good Jack Ass when we see one.

Tony Cincotta: lol, so you won a title and stated you know a good Jack A—when you see one. So how did you become an expert?

Donkey: Well Tony, I took a clue from you!!! Have you heard these guys on www.Blogtalkradio.com, I became an overnight sensation. I then really tripled my audience with a Facebook page. In 2009 as you know Tony, even a Donkey can be Fantasy Expert.  

Tony Cincotta: OMG, Donkey you are killing me. Does anyone actually take your advice or listen to your shows.

Donkeys: No but is that important? I mean I heard that people spend millions of dollars making fantasy sports magazines that no one reads! The crazy part is the people that write that articles have never touched a piece of wood (other than their own) or put on a helmet in their entire life. This was a great way for a Donkey with low self-esteem to work on it. After all reality TV has not worked its way down to our life form yet.

Tony Cincotta: Ok Donkey now that you have ripped apart the Fantasy Sports Industry and yours truly. Can you share any Fantasy Tips with our readers?

Donkey: Well Tony thanks for interviewing me on such a prestigious site like www.FantasyPros911.com. I will share some wisdom with your readers.

The Sports World According to the Donkey from Columbus, Ohio

NFL MVP: Cedric Benson: Manning in the picture but folks it’s the Bengals and Benson is # 2 in the league in rushing.

Fantasy Basketball Flops: Elton Brand, Luis Scola, Caron Butler

Fantasy Football 2^nd Half Sleepers: Andre Caldwell, Jay Witten, Clay Aiken (NE WR) Aiken is tougher than he looks. A lot of humans thought he was a feline switch-hitting American Idol Singer. The Patriots? Not even this donkey called that.

NHL Sleeper 2015 Season:   Woodu Cutyacalkoff

Matt Holliday ends up:  Boston

Lebron James ends up: Cleveland, the Knicks are a joke   

Chris Bosh ends up: New York Knicks, Bosh played in Canada anything is a step up. Now women with teeth for Chis Bosh is that a good thing?

Dwayne Wade ends up: Basketball is back in New York! This donkey has to scatter so thanks for having me and check me out all year round. I may be donkey but a lot you guys need to get some a--.

Tony let the readers know that without the Fantasy Sports Industry, the Jumbo formation in the NFL would never come about. Tony Romo is my favorite Quarterback because he loves to ride heavyweights like myself.  

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